Blame It On The Alcohol: How Many Shots Before I’d Fuck This Fictional Character

Welcome one and all to Blame It On The Alcohol, a new Screen Speck feature where we list fictional characters and explain the number of shots we’d need to fuck them. It’s where cinema and science combine!
‘You People’: A Joyless Occasion (REVIEW)
You People is ultimately another flawed installment from Barris, but at this point, not much more is to be expected from him.
Exhalation: ‘Under The Banner of Heaven’ Episodes 6 and 7 (REVIEW)
Under the Banner of Heaven is one of the more respectful and nuanced true crime adaptations in recent years, and Episodes 6 and 7 are the limited series at its best.
‘The Accidental Getaway Driver’: Finding Connection in a Hopeless Place (REVIEW)

I am very, very happy to report that I was right: “The Accidental Getaway Driver” is that bitch.